'Mummy, you're my best friend.'
'Mummy, you're my very best friend.'
'Mummy, you're my very best friend in the whole wide world.'
'Daddy, you're not my best friend.'
'Daddy, can we go to the playground?'
'No, because of the virus.'
'Daddy, can we go to the seaside?'
'No, because of the virus.'
'Daddy, can we go trampolining?
'No, because of the virus.'
'Naughty wirus.'
'I'm not Freddy, I'm Freddy policeman.'
'I'm not Freddy, I'm Freddy fireman.'
'I'm not Freddy, I'm Freddy doctor.'
As long as you're not Freddy barrister.
